at midnight last night:
Rosie:
I told my dog in Sims to sniff out something while I made BBQ. He found a fucking UFO. It comes and hits my property, crushing parts of my house. It hit me and crushed my BBQ. I died. My dog fought the Grim Reaper and resurrected me.
Adrienne:
OMFG this is the best message you have ever sent me.